Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Magic Shake-Ball

Dear Magic Shake-Ball:

I fell asleep today while sitting on a backless stool.  Is there an Olympic category for someone with my particular talents?


"Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie
Which we ascribe to heaven."
           (All's Well That Ends Well 1.1.218-219)


Oh, yeah, baby. I can make my own destiny--just like Helena. Check me out in 2016: I'm going for the Gold in the Olympic Sleep Deprivation Balance Beam!

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