Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Magic Shake-Ball



QUESTION FOR MAGIC SHAKE-BALL:

Romney vs. Santorum. Who's gonna take Michigan?


MAGIC SHAKE-BALL'S RESPONSE:

He that had wit would think that I had none,
To bury so much gold under a tree,
And never after to inherit it.
Let him that thinks of me so abjectly
Know that this gold must coin a stratagem,
Which, cunningly effected, will beget
A very excellent piece of villany:
And so repose, sweet gold, for their unrest. (Titus Andronicus, 4.3.1-8)

INTERPRETATION:

An evil character who talks about gold? Hmm . . . .Wait! I've got it. Shake-Ball, you've got Ron "Gold Standard" Paul for No. 1 in Michigan! Sounds like a stretch, but who am I to doubt your wisdom?

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