Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Magic Shake-Ball

Dear Magic Shake-Ball:

This whole chicken pox lollipop thing sounds like a fabulous way to make some extra cash. No one in my house has the virus, but I was thinking that I could have parents send their kids to me for a week to get exposed to all the bacteria living in my house. I could charge extra if they wanted to take home one of the dust bunnies under my bed. What do you think?


"Why, all these should be in the lantern, for all these are in the moon." (Midsummer Night's Dream 5.1.250)


I hadn't even thought of that! How did you know about all of the dead bugs coating the inside of my light fixtures? I could charge even more to have the kids play with that treasure trove. You're a genius, Shake-Ball!

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