Homebaked Shakespeare

In Memoriam: Kinickie

As an unperfect actor on the stage
Who with his fear is put besides his part,
Or some fierce thing replete with too much rage,
Whose strength's abundance weakens his own heart.
So Jeff, greased lightening at the ready,
After that scare with Rizzo and the baby,
Never seemed too altogether steady,
And then, to Babylon 5, said "Maybe"
Maybe that would have been a resolute "No"
Had he known that Bobby Wheeler was right:
O! He would never get a TV show
That showed the full blast of Jeff dy-no-mite!
How much doth it suck to be Dr. Drew;
Who, clueless, could not taketh care of you?