Friday, May 13, 2011

Homebaked Shakespeare

Richard III Attempts to Apply the Principle of Mike Adams' Dead Grandmother/Exam Syndrome

Dear Mother:

I fear that I am going to fail my Final Exams in Warfare and Mathematics. The teacher hates me, and I've been having trouble holding the quill with my withered little arm. I hope that this does not cause you too much pain upon reading it, and that it doesn't aggravate your underlying heart condition. Please pass this letter on to Clarence, Edward, the Little Princes, Margaret, and anyone else who wants to read it.

Your suffering son,

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