Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Magic Shake-Ball

State of the Union Edition

Dear Magic Shake-Ball:

How do you think Obama's doing? That joke about airport pat-downs was pretty weak. Also, do you think Oprah is working for the Tea Party and tried to scoop his speech by revealing her half-sister on her show yesterday?


"truth hath better deeds than words to grace it." (The Two Gentlemen of Verona 2.2.18)


Right on, Shake-Ball. It isn't about the speech, it's about what he's getting done. But what about Oprah?


"What wouldst thou think of me if I should weep?" (2HenryIV 2.2.52)


I knew it--you watched it, didn't you? I bet more people watched that than are watching this.

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