willslist : Extreme Snow Edition
for sale
Toro snow blower no longer needed since the winter of our discontent is allegedly made glorious summer by blah blah, blah. Yeah, right. What are you looking at, asshole? I know where you live.
childcare
Hi! My sisters and I are available *all* day to watch your kids if you need help with this snow day! We LOVE kids!! Especially if they weren't baptized, or were ditch delivered by a whore! We can definitely scare up some references if you need them.
email: 3weirdsisters@heath.com
men seeking women
Do you have what it takes to end my Kingdom's eternal winter? Widowed King of Sicilia looking for attractive and compliant companion for immediate marriage and childbearing. Must be mute and enjoy being locked away from all human contact.
email: leontes@urmine4ever.gov
women seeking women
Former Queen and ski bunny seeks female companion for fun and outdoor adventures. Recently broke up with girlfriend because she was too possessive and wanted to keep me in her art collection. Send letter by secret messenger to: Statue Lady, Paulina's Chapel, Sicilia.
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