Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Ask the Experts

What I'm Talking About Now: Bondage Rings

by Cleopatra, Queen of Epypt
bondage and cross-dressing specialist for Everyday Shakespeare




That's right. I'm talking about bondage rings. Karin Nelson just profiled them in the Times' Pulse column. Metal lovelies that hurt so good. I'm getting Loree Rodkin's $23,000 design because it's gonna let the men know WHO'S GOT THE POWER.

You say you can't afford that? That must suck like asps on the boob. OK, for ladies who are not royalty there's one from Low Luv for $80. Good luck with that.

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