Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Magic Shake-Ball

Dear Magic Shake-Ball:

The MLS listing went up today. Is anyone going to buy my house?


"It is like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks: the pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn-buttock, or any buttock." (All's Well That Ends Well 2.2.17-19)


Hmmm ... a little buttock humor. Sometimes I forget just how timeless you are, Shake-Ball. I'm going to overlook the fact that you're basically comparing my home to an ass-warmer. Instead, I'm going to focus on the positive message here: This home fits a lot of potential buttyers !

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