Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Magic Shake-Ball



QUESTION FOR MAGIC SHAKE-BALL:

When will the holiday cards I ordered arrive?

MAGIC SHAKE-BALL'S RESPONSE:

"For if we too be one and thou play false,
I do digest the poison of thy flesh,
Being strumpeted by thy contagion"
--The Comedy of Errors, 2.2.136-8

INTERPRETATION: 

Wow. I was just worried about the holiday cards, and now you've got me thinking about adultery . . . and venereal diseases. Thanks a lot, Shake-Ball.

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