Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Magic Shake-Ball

Dear Magic Shake-Santa:

If I'm very good this year, will one of my students bring me hash brownies?


My lord, to step out of these dreary dumps,
How comes it that the subtle Queen of Goths
Is of a sudden thus advanced in Rome?

(Titus Andronicus 1.1.399-401)


I'm not sure what you're implying, Shake-Santa, but I would never, say, advance someone to an "A" for doing something as subtle as sneaking hash brownies into my classroom (Campion Hall, Room 123, TTH 12:00-1:30, p.s. I don't like nuts).

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