Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Magic Shake-Ball



QUESTION FOR MAGIC SHAKE-BALL:

What the #&$$$ is wrong with my iPhone??????

MAGIC SHAKE-BALL'S RESPONSE:

You see, my lord, how ample you're beloved.
--Timon of Athens 1.2.130

INTERPRETATION:

First of all, I'm a lady, not a lord. And second, this trip to the Apple store has proven me anything but beloved. I am an anonymous consumer whose entire life depends on the attentions of The Expert at the Genius Bar (or whatever they call someone who can fix your #%$$! phone in Apple-speak). 

No, I do not see, Shake-Ball. Not one bit. 

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