Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Magic Shake-Ball


Dear Magic Shake-Ball:

What if Henry VIII had had to abide by the Uniform Code of Military Justice? Would he have sent topless paintings of himself to Ann Boleyn anyway?

Answer:

"Fie on sinful fantasy!
Fie on lust and luxury!
Lust is but a bloody fire.
Kindled with unchaste desire ...
Pinch him, fairies, mutually,
Pinch him for his villainy."

(Merry Wives of Windsor 5.5.90-97)

Interpretation:

Yeah. I don't think pinching would have really stopped him. He'd eat those fairies for breakfast. With a rich sauce and a gallon of malmsey.

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