Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Ask the Experts

WWHD? (What Would Hero Do?)
By Hero, former ingenue and ex-wife of Claudio

Dear Ms. Solo,

How I understand thy predicament! I, too, had an obnoxious, immature, and potentially violent fiancé!

Mine accused me of adultery and didn't give me a second thought until someone told him I was DEAD! I so wish that Taylor Swift song had been around back then. I would have yelled it in his face: WE'RE NEVER EVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER, CLAUDIO!

Many people are unaware that I left ultimately Claudio for Don John, a bad boy on the outside, but a reformed sweetie on the inside.

Hope, you feel like a sister to me. Isn't it cool that our names both start with "H" and have four letters???!!!!

Stay strong, sister.


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