Lady Macbeth's Black Friday Punch
~"That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold!"
Savvy shoppers like Lady M. know that those two-for-one sweater deals aren't just going to fall into your lap. It's a jungle out there, and sometimes you have to think outside the posset bowl to get what you want. Try passing this potent punch out to the camped-out crowd around you; and then, when the doors open at midnight, they'll all be passed out and you'll be able to make the queenly entrance you deserve. Adjust amounts to suit crowd size.
Soak one pound each overnight in a gallon of vodka:
unpitted black cherries
Add 2 gallons cranberry juice. Mix well. To save time, hand out straws and have crowd gather around