By Tamora, former Queen of the Goths and author of the acclaimed self-help book Don't' Be Ashamed to Use Your Sexuality At Any Age
Do you dare judge Demi Moore for wooing this 26-yr-old art dealer? Does the thought of Demi Moore and this 26-yr-old making the beast with two backs churn thy stomach? Well then, let me guess: YOU are a bitter, jealous middle-aged shrew with a paunch!
Demi Moore is the epitome of female sexual power and political authority. She is not president of a first-world country only because she has chosen other life options such as purchasing a ranch and participating in Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle.
And that's why I am officially changing my name to Demi Tamora.
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