Suburbs of Our Discontent

Boobs, boobs, boobs. Enough already! First this American University professor is in the hot seat for breastfeeding her sick baby in a "Sex, Gender, and Culture" class; then Kate Middleton's in trouble for topless sunbathing on a private balcony on her vacation. Look--last time I checked a nipple never killed anyone, or cheated anyone out of their pension plan, or tried to take away anyone's civil rights. So can we all just calm down and get some perspective? Okay--maybe Lady Macbeth would kill someone with her nipple if she could, but I think we're all safe from her, don't you?