Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Magic Shake-Ball




QUESTION FOR MAGIC SHAKE-BALL:

How long until I see the effects of the massive bag of Baked Lay's I just ate? Is it possible that my body will just forget about it in the morning?

MAGIC SHAKE-BALL'S RESPONSE:

 
 I will instruct my sorrows to be proud; 
 For grief is proud and makes his owner stoop. 
 To me and to the state of my great grief 
 Let kings assemble; for my grief's so great 
 That no supporter but the huge firm earth 
 Can hold it up: here I and sorrows sit.

--King John, 3.1.70-5

INTERPRETATION:


I take it that, yes, the Baked Lays have already housed themselves in my upper thighs, but I should just accept my regret and grief about the whole thing. Maybe wallow in another bag of them?

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