Magic Shake-Ball

QUESTION FOR MAGIC SHAKE-BALL:

How long until I see the effects of the massive bag of Baked Lay's I just ate? Is it possible that my body will just forget about it in the morning?

MAGIC SHAKE-BALL'S RESPONSE:

	I will instruct my sorrows to be proud;
	For grief is proud and makes his owner stoop.
	To me and to the state of my great grief
	Let kings assemble; for my grief's so great
	That no supporter but the huge firm earth
	Can hold it up: here I and sorrows sit. --King John, 3.1.70-5

INTERPRETATION:


I take it that, yes, the Baked Lays have already housed themselves in my upper thighs, but I should just accept my regret and grief about the whole thing. Maybe wallow in another bag of them?