Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Magic Shake-Ball

Dear Magic Shake-Ball:

Is the woman on the cover of Time magazine skinny because she  breastfeeds?


"Here was thy father's bed, here in my breast;
Thou art the next of blood, and 'tis thy right.
Lo in this hollow cradle take thy rest,
My throbbing heart shall rock thee day and night;
There shall not be one minute in an hour
Wherein I will not kiss my sweet love's flow'r"
(Venus and Adonis 1183-1188)


Now I've forgotten my original question because all I can think about is Venus smothering Adonis so much with her unrequited lust  that he runs away from her and gets gored by a boar, and then she traps the flower that springs out of his blood between her breasts, and then I look at that Time cover and... EEEEEE-YEWWWWWWWWWW!!!

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