Homebaked Shakespeare

Just in Time for Your Memorial Day Weekend BBQ!

•The Weird Sisters' Secret Punch

Ingredients

One gallon red "Kool-aid"
Three eyes of newt
1 liver of blaspheming Jew (can substitute with heart of an abortionist or bladder of a Muslim)
1 lip of Turk
2 cups gin

Mix together and refrigerate at least one hour before imbibing. Serve with ice ring if serving in cauldron.

•Titus' Hamburger Pie Surprise


Ingredients


Crust
One pound lard
2 cups flour


Filling
Three pounds "meat," hair picked out and finely ground
2 tablespoons fresh oregano
1 teaspoon worcestershire sauce

Topping
Ore Ida Tater Tots
Ketchup

Mix together crust ingredients and roll out flat. Place in bottom of large pie plate. Mix together filling ingredients and top with tater tots and ketchup. Place in preheated kiln and bake until aromatic.