Dear Magic Shake-Ball:
Is Snooki's pregnancy one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
Answer:
"Infirm of purpose!
Give me the daggers. The sleeping and the dead
Are but as pictures; tis the eye of childhood
That fears a painted devil."
(Lady Macbeth telling Macbeth to man up, or else let her finish covering up his murder of the King, 2.2.49-52)
Interpretation:
Holy crap. What is this, The Omen? Is she going to have this thing and then it's going to kill the president and take over the world? Or is this poor kid going to get its brains dashed out? Either way, I am now officially terrified of Snooki.
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