Lady Santorum
By Lady Macbeth
Fie on you stupid male pundits! Let’s give credit where credit is due.
All I’ve been hearing since Santorum’s big wins in Missouri, Minnesota and Colorado are inane theories about why he won and what it means. I’m sick of it. You know what I haven’t heard? No props for my girl Lady Santorum for being the brains and brawn behind that milk-fed sweater-vested operation, that’s what.
This is a woman who plays a subtle game. You may think her book Everyday Graces: A Child's Book of Good Manners is all about being fair and reasonable, but it's not. And believe me, I know all about that kind of strategy.
The woman has got some serious tricks up her sleeve. She's totally unpredictable and canny. She smells your fear, Mitt Romney!!!!
Plus, she seems mentally stable which, admittedly, was my one weakness when I had a chance at seizing the political limelight. But Lady Santorum is a woman who will not fail!
The views expressed here by Lady Macbeth do not necessarily reflect those of Everyday Shakespeare.
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