Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Magic Shake-Ball


Dear Magic Shake-Ball:

Will I enjoy the "Twilight" movie tonight?

Answer:

"My father, Earl of Cambridge, lost his head" (1Henry VI 2.5.54)

Interpretation:

Hmmm. I'm still scarred by all the beheadings in "Highlander" and "Game of Thrones." I thought vampires just exploded or disintegrated. Thanks for the warning, Shake-Ball. I'll let you know how it goes.

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