Failed Ideas From the Archives of Shakespeare-Inspired Products and Taglines
*Gloucester Jellied Eye Candies*—"Betcha Can't Eat Just One!"
*Gonerilla Juice* (later ditched for Clamato)— "So good, it's infectious!"
*The Lady Macbeth Pump In Style*—"Giving Milk For Gall Since 1040 A.D. !"
*Hotel Othello*—"We'll Leave the Light On For You...If You're Very, Very Good and Never Look at or Speak to Anyone But Your Husband. "
*Candied Hamlet*—"Funeral-Bak'd Meats Never Tasted This Good!"
*Titus' EasyBake Oven*—"Home-Baked Pies Just Like Mom Used to Make"
*My Little Crook-Back Pony*—"My Kingdom For A Horse!"
*King Richard's Tower of Fun Day-Care*—"Where Kids Can Be Kids. Forever. And ever."
Particularly excellent, even by your high standards!
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