Dear Magic Shake-Ball:
Is Michelle trying to steal my identity?
Answer:
"Things have been strangely borne. The gracious Duncan
Was pitied of Macbeth; marry, he was dead."
(Macbeth 3.6.3-4)
Interpretation:
Are you sh*@%*ing me?! I knew she was up to something. I'm going to have to set my hometown spies on her: if anyone catches her sucking down a pint of fried clams at The Breeze, then I have my answer.
If you're reading this Michelle--trust me, no amount of water can wash THOSE off your hands.
Hah! I've paid off those so-called "spies" with fried claims. Now they're double agents. You are screwed, my friend, SCREWED.
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