Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Magic Shake-Ball

Dear Magic Shake-Ball:

Is Michelle trying to steal my identity?


"Things have been strangely borne. The gracious Duncan
Was pitied of Macbeth; marry, he was dead."

(Macbeth 3.6.3-4)


Are you sh*@%*ing me?! I knew she was up to something. I'm going to have to set my hometown spies on her: if anyone catches her sucking down a pint of fried clams at The Breeze, then I have my answer.

If you're reading this Michelle--trust me, no amount of water can wash THOSE off your hands.

1 comment:

  1. Hah! I've paid off those so-called "spies" with fried claims. Now they're double agents. You are screwed, my friend, SCREWED.