Dear Magic Shake-Ball,It's so hard for me to admit this, but I really don't like the new Law and Order: Los Angeles. I love ALL the other Law and Orders, even the ones with the twitchy guy who starts to let himself go (big time).
I feel really guilty--like it's all my fault.
Is it?
chung CHUNG,
Emily B.
Magic Shake-Ball's Response:
"Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood,
And do such bitter business as the day
Would quake to look on."--Hamlet 3.2.380-4
Interpretation:
Well that's pretty scary! Even if Hamlet is all talk and no action. Seriously, that speech reminds me of horror movies . . . .
Wait a minute. Wasn't Skeet Ulrich in Scream? So, are you telling me that dude is making the show suck, and it's not just my imagination? I'm so glad you cleared things up; I would have blamed the bald guy.
Just had a weird thought. Skeet was in The Craft (also starring Neve Campbell). Check this out:
"Welcome to the Witching Hour"??!!
OK, now I have the heebie-jeebies.
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