Friday, July 30, 2010

Homebaked Shakespeare


I hereby announce my paradigm-shifting theory on why it is we have next to no documents marking Shakespeare's time on this earth. Behold: shitmykidsruined.

INT. SHAKESPEARE'S BEDROOM —THE SHAKESPEARE HOMESTEAD—STRATFORD-UPON -AVON

HAMNET and JUDITH (age 6) run in.

Hamnet goes over to a pile of pages on his father's desk and picks them up. He turns to Judith, and she laughs. She grabs the papers and runs.

JUDITH
Last one to the outhouse is a rotten egg!

FADE TO BLACK





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