Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Ask The Experts

Due to technical difficulties, Michelle is not able to report from the field today. So, given Sarah Palin's recent comparison of herself to Shakespeare, I'd like to ask the experts who it is they'd compare themselves to and why.

Hermione: That David Blaine fellow. We both know how hard it is to hold your breath for a long period of time.
Lady Macbeth: Jenny Sanford. That bitch knew when to cut and run.
King Lear: Hugh Hefner: One man, three women young enough to be his daughters. Need I say more?
Juliet: Lindsay Lohan. Like, nobody gets her, and they're always trying to lock her away.
Queen Margaret: Real New Jersey Housewife Danielle Staub. Everyone's out to get her, and no one sees it but her. If I had a weave, it would be ripped out by now.

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