Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Magic Shake-Ball


Dear Magic Shake-Ball:

According to this month's Atlantic, women are taking over the world. Thoughts?

Answer:

This picture to the right.

Interpretation:

This is a first. I didn't land on any Shakespearean text, but instead landed on this title-page to Robert Record's Castle of Knowledge. To be more specific, I landed on the figure to the right, the blindfolded lady called "Ignorance" who rules over the Wheel of Fortune. Wow. The Shake-Ball is definitely not happy with the Atlantic's claim.

Frankly, Will, I'm a little offended. I thought you were more enlightened than this. I'm going to have to rethink some of my feminist scholarship about you if you pull anymore of this b.s.

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