Question:
Does Oil of Olay Regenerist really work?
Magic Shake-Ball's Answer:
"Break thou in pieces and consume to ashes,
Thou foul accursed minister of hell!" (1 Henry VI 5.4.92-3)
Interpretation:
Uh-oh. The Shake-Ball’s not happy, not happy at all. Ashes are the very opposite of supple, ageless skin. . . . Is Oil of Olay scamming me?
I just can’t believe it. But maybe this is what Regenerist is saying to wrinkles: go away, thou foul accursed minister of hell! Like a phoenix, Regenerist-treated skin will rise up out of the ashes.
Yup, that's definitely it.
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