Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Ask the Experts

How to Make Her Feel Special on Valentine’s Day
By Romeo

Gentlemen, allow me to give you some Valentine’s Day advice: Make your lady feel like the center of the universe. How do you let her know she’s the apple of your eye? With these three easy steps, that's how!

1. Every lady loves a Russell Stover box of chocolates. Especially if you present it with the "One I Love" Hallmark card personalized with her name.

2. When she’s done with the card and chocolate, blast your awesome “Lover’s Playlist”:

"You're The Inspiration" - Chicago
"Hello" - Lionel Richie
"Suddenly" - Billy Ocean
"The One That You Love" - Air Supply
"(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" - Bryan Adams
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" - Poison
"Separate Lives" - Phil Collins
"Almost Paradise" - Mike Reno/Anne Wilson
"Hold On To The Nights" - Richard Marx
"Tonight, I Celebrate My Love" - Peabo Bryson
"Always" - Atlantic Starr
"I Honestly Love You" - Olivia Newton-John
"Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" - Starship
"The Lady In Red" - Chris De Burgh
"The Power Of Love" - Celine Dion
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" - Christopher Cross
"Faithfully" - Journey
"Feels Like Heaven" - Peter Cetera
"At This Moment" - Billy Vera & The Beaters
"I'll Always Love You" - Taylor Dayne
"I Want To Know What Love Is" - Foreigner
"Islands In The Stream" - Dolly Parton

3. Finally, when night falls, take her for a moonlight walk. After you’ve been walking for about five minutes or so, grab her by the hands and swing her around in a slow circle. Give her a twirl or two. Then, present her with Jane Seymour's “Open Hearts” necklace available at Jared's Galleria of Jewelry.

Good luck, lover!

xoxoxoxoxo R.

1 comment:

  1. Lionel Richie? Christopher Cross? Russell Stover? Seems like Romeo left out "Give her a heart-shaped titanium hip" and "Sprinkle rose petals over her supper of pureed chicken & rice." Any tips for wooing someone born after the Reformation?