Homebaked Shakespeare

Inspired by the Hit SyFy movie SHARKNADO, we've homebaked a wish list of some great-sounding sequels.


Shakespearean SHARKNADO!

Idea #1: "When a freak hurricane swamps London in 1601, thousands of sharks terrorize the Globe Theatre. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes, nature’s deadliest killer rules the theatre district, adding hilarity and more mayhem to the shipwreck scene in Twelfth Night." 

Idea #2: "When a freak hurricane swamps London in 1612, thousands of sharks terrorize the Globe Theatre. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes, nature’s deadliest killer tangles with Caliban during a production of The Tempest that the audience will never forget."

Idea #3: "When a freak hurricane swamps London in 1599, thousands of sharks terrorize the Glove Theatre. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes, nature’s deadliest killer kicks serious animal ass in the bear-baiting arena."

Idea #4: "When a freak hurricane swamps London in 1611, thousands of sharks terrorize the Globe Theatre. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes, nature’s deadliest killer inspires Shakespeare to revise an important line in The Winter's Tale to 'Exit, pursued by a shark.'"