Homebaked Shakespeare

If you're around to read this post, then you can still throw an end of the world party!

May we suggest....

The Weird Sisters' Fate-ini

It's sweet, it's savory; it's fair and foul. Double it up if you really want to be blotto when the end comes!

(adapted from the Satanic Palate Cookbook)

1 cup vodka
1/2 tsp. crushed fenny snake fennel seeds
1/2 tsp. caraway seeds
2 eye balls allspice berries
1 oz. neck of unbaptized blasphemer agave nectar

Combine ingredients in a large cauldron jar. Let macerate for a week, shaking daily. Strain mixture into individual martini glasses. Chop up guests once they pass out and place in individual freezer bags for future use.