Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Ask the Experts

Senator Brown, You Got SCHOOLED!

Advocate for Women's Voices All Over The World
Recording Secretary for the Scottish Ladies Auxiliary*

Scott Brown, did you think you would win against the superior brains of Lady Warren, the High Educator? Yes, I think you did. You are a fool, Scott Brown, who chugs the milk of human mediocrity for breakfast and then pours some of it into your "to go" coffee mug, which you drink in your truck.

I've long suspected that the three Lady Browns who constantly flank you are the sole source of your seeming wit. I know they control you, or at the very least, push you to act in certain ways. I recognize those ladies, Scott Brown, and I have seen them churn out prophecies. Sometimes they are correct; sometimes not so much.

*but perhaps soon to be promoted to President of the Scottish Ladies Auxiliary in the case of the untimely demise of the President, Vice-President, and Treasurer.

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