Friday, September 7, 2012

Homebaked Shakespeare

Shall I compare thee to the man Romney?
Thou are more lovely and more tolerant :
Rough winds did shake the Tampa RNC,
While you, though forced indoors, still kept your date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines
On Romney's prose and policies too bright--
So that Hell's brimstone threatens to ignite
Each gay, each gal, each "alien," and non-white.
But thy vision of inclusion shall not fade
(At least not for us liberals on the Coasts);
We love you, man, no matter what Mitt said,
And even when th'economy slow growest.
Plus, Michelle, she rocks! She has no peer:
You have to stick around for four more years!  

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