|"Everyday can be your salad day"--Cleopatra|
Ophelia's "Innocent Greens"
ingredients: spring greens, baby tomatoes, sunflower seeds, lemon
Cleopatra's "Luscious Death-Leaf"
ingredients: caviar, calamari, jumbo shrimp, hemlock
Juliet's "Quick Weight Loss for Wedding Salad"
ingredients: store-bought salad (any kind) and syrup of ipecac