Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Ask the Experts


Dear The Gap,

We, a collection of fathers passionately committed to the welfare of our daughters, are writing to you, The Gap, to protest your new "Basic Bra" product. This is a bra which comes in sizes typical of The Gap: xs, s, m, l. Are you trying to suggest that a 7-8 girl should be wearing one of those things? Are you pumping hormones into their food too?

Please reconsider this product. We are the only ones who should be controlling our daughters' sexual development, OK?

Sincerely Yours,

Shylock, Polonious, Egeus, and Brabantio.

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