or, why Americans should reject ObamaCare and stop being pussies.
By Lady Macbeth
Look. Enough is enough. You Americans make me sick. I mean that figuratively, since I NEVER GET SICK. Why? Because I don't give in to illness. And if I did, I'd take a knife, slice open a vein and suck it out. And I'd like it. Hell, sometimes I do it for foreplay.
But not you people. No, you have to have your preventive care, and your well-baby visits (don't make me laugh!), and your heart transplants. You want a heart transplant? Come on over to my house--I'll carve it right out of your chest free of charge and plant it in my special garden.
If you want to pay someone to fix your weak, sub-standard body, then that's your business. But don't make everyone else buy into it to help you pay for it. We have a name for people like you where I come from: witches' brew. Because that's where the weaklings end up.
Suck it up, people.
Lady Macbeth is an independent commentator. Her views do not express those of everydayshakespeare.
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