Friday, January 6, 2012

Homebaked Shakespeare

Did you hear about Justin Bieber’s new tattoo? It’s “Jesus” written in Hebrew. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that the Bieb will turn to the Bard next when he chooses some more ink. Bieb. Bard. Two things that could go nicely together, no? Even better, the Bieb will consult Everyday Shakespeare for some advice. In preparation, we’ve home baked some Great Shakespeare Tattoos for Justin Bieber.

Ah ha, my mistresses! Which of you all will now deny to dance?--Romeo and Juliet

O mistress mine, where are you roaming?--Twelfth Night

The man that hath no music in himself . . . . Let no such man be trusted--The Merchant of Venice

What a piece of work is a man!--Hamlet

Hey non nonny, nonny, hey nonny--Hamlet

Heigh-ho! sing heigh-ho!--As You Like It

Greatness knows itself--Henry IV, Part 1

God send every one their heart's desire!--Much Ado About Nothing

Beliebers, please feel free to use these, or to hold out for our forthcoming list, Shakespeare Tattoos for People Who Have Unrequited Love for Justin Bieber.

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