Friday, December 30, 2011

Homebaked Shakespeare

Everydayshakespeare wants to know: What's Your New Year's Resolution?

Hamlet: "Less talk, more action. Plus some hot abs."

Cleopatra: "This is the year I get skinny enough to be rolled in a carpet again and snuck into some world leader's bedroom. I never should have let myself get talked into that Kardashian ass trend."

Edward de Vere: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, gosh darn-it, people like me."

Ophelia: "Swimming lessons!"

Puck: "I gotta knock off the funny drinks and powders. I'm getting too old for this flying crap."

Lady Macbeth: "World peace. Just kidding!"

Coriolanus: "Move out of my mother's house. And legally change my name. Enough is enough."

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