If I Did Anything, I'm Totally Not Admitting It, OK?
by Iago
In answer to your burning questions:
1) Yes, I'm well aware of the scandal surrounding Herman Cain.
2) Yes, I did work as his Ensign during his tenure at Godfather Pizza.
3) No, I did not "frame" Herman by planting evidence in his hotel room or paying off lady workers to lie about him.
4) No, I have never given a single moment's thought to Herman's racial identity or sexual stereotypes associated with that racial identity. I just don't think that way.
And finally, I want to say this. Even though he probably slept with my own wife, I truly don't hold that against him.
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