Homebaked Shakespeare

Dear Town of Newton,

Let me just say that I think it's adorable how you paired "Hamlet" street with the "Dead End" sign! Very cheeky!

I'm writing to request more signage that can be used in complementary ways with Shakespeare-themed streets. Therefore, I'm also writing to request that you create more streets with Shakespearean names. This may involve changing names of current streets and/or building new streets in Newton.

Here are my ideas so far:

--Weird Sisters' Lane + "Fog Area"

--Romeo Rd. + "Be Prepared to Stop"

--Falstaff Circle + "Deer Crossing"

--Gloucester St. + "Blind Pedestrian Crossing"

--Prospero Point + "Falling Rock Zone"

--King Lear Rd. + "Dangerous Crosswinds"

--Goneril Path + "May Be Icy Ahead"

--Ophelia Way + "Subject to Flooding"

Please feel free to use any of these gratis. I'm willing to create more, but I will charge $500-$1000 for each additional great idea.

Sincerely yours,

An Involved Community Member and Shakespeare Fan