Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Ask the Experts

Yup, that's my head!

By King Henry IV, former roi of France and former ally of that frigid Prot bitch Elizabeth I

Oh . . . Mon . . . Dieu! Oui, that's my head all right, and it only took you people two hundred and thirty years to find it. That's two hundred and thirty years after those vulgarian revolutionaries played volleyball with it.

In the meantime I've been living in rich people's homes as an anonymous ornamental piece. C'est vrai! Rich people are so stupid. I don't know why I didn't see that before.

Also, I have new respect for people who speak out against authority in public places. That's why I agreed to write this piece on a website that supports Shakespeare: I wanted to complain about how his plays always make French people look ridiculous.

1 comment:

  1. "frigid Prot bitch" made me laugh out loud. am i going to hell?