Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Magic Shake-Ball

Question:

If a strange couple comes to your Open House to have sex in your bed and no one is around to see it, did they make a sound?

Answer:

"More light, you knaves, and turn the tables up;
And quench the fire, the room is grown too hot."
(Romeo and Juliet 1.5.27-28)

Interpretation: Buy Clorox. Check. Burn bed. Check.

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