Friday, December 4, 2009

Homebaked Shakespeare

Dear Santa:

How are you? I'm fine. I know I haven't been a very good boy this year (like I might have killed my brother, my wife, and some of my nephews), but I still think you should bring me some stuff. I know where you live. --Richard III

This is what I want:

1. Black Knight doll with limbs you can hack off.
2. Dark Assassin Dagger with Sheath
2. Invisible ink
3. Everything on this web page.
4. A new mother who'll shut up already about how I was born with teeth and was a crappy kid.
5. These 5-inch lift Tallmenshoes
6. A horse

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