tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3899451086354935424.post4382347553864060517..comments2022-11-22T23:01:20.766-05:00Comments on Everyday Shakespeare: Homebaked ShakespeareAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10653167295401560917noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3899451086354935424.post-61819449821460945862009-11-24T01:43:11.505-05:002009-11-24T01:43:11.505-05:00In the November issue of THE AMERICAN PROSPECT, th...In the November issue of THE AMERICAN PROSPECT, there's a piece that showcases highlights from the college papers of various political leaders like Dick Cheney, Joe Bidden, Mitch McConnell -- and Sarah Palin. Here's what the PROSPECT uncovered:<br /><br />"Hamlet is a famous work by William Shakespeare that, like all of them, any of them, is very great." --Sarah Palin, Hawaii Pacific University.<br /><br />"Hamlet is a famous work by William Shakespeare that, like all of them, any of them, is very great." --Sarah Palin, North Idaho College.<br /><br />"Hamlet is a famous work by William Shakespeare that, like all of them, any of them, is very great." --Sarah Palin, University of Idaho.<br /><br />"Like all of them, any of them, Hamlet is a famous work by William Shakespeare that is very great." --Sarah Palin, Matanuska-Susitna College.<br /><br />"Macbeth is a famous work by William Shakespeare that, like any of them, all of them, is very great." --Sarah Palin, back at the University of Idaho.<br /><br />Does she make your site irrelevant? Or does she prove its very point? I can't tell, and that makes me afraid...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16945653302745511512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3899451086354935424.post-6197706870139292302009-11-22T10:43:52.931-05:002009-11-22T10:43:52.931-05:00I read your essay at Fresh Yarn and laughed my ass...I read your essay at Fresh Yarn and laughed my ass off. Reminds me of the time my wife sent me to the grocery store at around midnight to purchase feminine douche; our dog tangled with a skunk that night, and the vet recommended it.JR's Thumbprintshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10479324326541901987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3899451086354935424.post-3493397127960603522009-11-21T13:26:54.416-05:002009-11-21T13:26:54.416-05:00You could have taken Marge Simpson's approach....You could have taken Marge Simpson's approach. In this classic exchange at a sporting goods store, she's trying to buy Bart an athletic supporter but the clerk thinks she wants to watch him urinate . . . My kids think it's hilarious. But then again, they're boys.<br /><br />Marge: He's going to need, uh... you know, protection.<br />Cashier: Sure... one helmet coming up.<br />Marge: I was thinking more of... protection... down there (points down).<br />Cashier: Oh, why didn't you say so? Kneepads. You got it.<br />Marge: [very nervous laugh] I'm talking about his [mumbled] personal area.<br />Cashier: Ah ha. Say no more. I read you loud and clear. The old shoulder pads.<br />Marge: Look... I want a cup.<br />Cashier: Cup? Could you spell that.<br />Marge: C-U-P. I wanna C-U... oh my God!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3899451086354935424.post-85972375103023810192009-11-20T15:10:55.549-05:002009-11-20T15:10:55.549-05:00Hi, Caroline - You're no shrew...I just read y...Hi, Caroline - You're no shrew...I just read your essay over at Fresh Yarn and was impressed enough to check out this blog! Nicely done...Tangents & Tangles:https://www.blogger.com/profile/09441419479591625040noreply@blogger.com